Justin Bieber vs Beethoven

In the words of Beethoven: “I would smack you but in Germany we don’t hit little girls / and I’m glad I’m deaf so I can’t hear that piece of sh*t My World.”

There’s also Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga – “Oh boy, look what we have here / a transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year”

& Dr Suess vs Shakespeare – “I would not, could not on a boat / read any of the boring ass plays you wrote”

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